The Nun and the Soldier
A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun
standing there.
Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide
under your skirts
for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later." The
nun agreed.
Just a moment later two Military Police came running
along and asked,
"Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out
from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you
enough
Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq ."
The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your
fear."
The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or
impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen a great pair of balls .... I don't
want to go to Iraq either."
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